"thats a lot of cream cheese on your bagel" yea well thats a lot of asshole in your personality
as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens
you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent
keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.
well done supernatural fandom, well done
Sometimes I’m not sure what I’m doing. It’s like I’m on the right side of the wrong gate. I know I’m wrong. But how can it feel so right. The most unusual situations have given me the most unexplainable opportunities. I’m driving myself off a cliff. Because the bottom is where I want to be. Or is it.
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
*kourtney kardashian voice* like literally you’re being so rude right now
kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad