Queen of this bitch.


Home Theme The struggle; xo
1/4 part of me:I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
1/4 part of me:I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
1/4 part of me:I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me:I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

(via missbeccac0le)

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via missbeccac0le)

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

(via missbeccac0le)

toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

(via missbeccac0le)

fall:wears hoodies
winter:wears hoodies
spring:wears hoodies with sleeves rolled up
summer:turns up ac and wears hoodies

earloffabulousness:

Person: You should try dressing normal for once

Me:image

(via missbeccac0le)

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

(via missbeccac0le)

(via phuckindope)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle, via missbeccac0le)

nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

(via nikkiyayo)

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