|1/4 part of me:||I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.|
|1/4 part of me:||I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude|
|1/4 part of me:||I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me|
|1/4 part of me:||I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood|
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth
you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours
that was as smooth as fuck
|spring:||wears hoodies with sleeves rolled up|
|summer:||turns up ac and wears hoodies|
*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation
nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.